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Dick Water Bottle is backordered and will ship as soon as it is back in stock.
As we cum into the warmer months it is so important to keep hydrated.
Here at the fkoffshop.com we promote fluid intake by ensuring our team has one of these beauties in hand at all times.
Slide it into your backpack, flop in onto your desk or even strap it on to your work belt.
Comparisons in the locker room left other water bottles shrivelled in the towering shadow of this massive 37cm (thats a whopping 14 1/2 inches tall), with substantial girth for stability and a unique grip for fast action on the go.
Hands down the best toy I’ve ever bought. Great quality, easy to use and has you squealing as soon as you turn it on.
Couldn’t have asked for a better Mother’s Day present to MYSELF! Absolutely love it! Thank you CH! ❤️
Nothing hush hush about this Secret Squirrel. Couldn’t have asked for a better Mother’s Day present to myself. Thank you CH for helping me finally understand Charlotte & the Rabbit.
I bought this for my friend and she absolutely loved this as she loves the middle finger. She uses this umbrella pretty much everyday!