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from 259 reviewsIt’s so soft! The weight of the shirt is perfect for spring and summer.. excellent quality!
No….. cuz, f*ckk off…. I almost bought this cuz I thought it was a fuck off jar stuffed w stuff….. but, nooo….. pretty sneaky. I’m still gonna buy other stuff though 🤣
Oh She is GOOD. We have had lots of fun with her. She has just the right vibrations and speeds. I like the gentleness and the power of the suction is just right.
Bought one for my daughter and my niece. They are good size and fun to keep one amused with checky mind.
heeheehee, bought one for me and one for my sister for her birthday. I'm looking forward to seeing her face heeheehee. She'll love it.
Bought one for me and one for my sister for her birthday. Good quality and size.
I love this hoodie! Lightweight but still warm, fits perfect.
Got this for my husband, he didn’t quite understand why. So I told him now he knows what I do behind his back to him 🤣🤣🤣 but I did fill it with bourbon for him also so I’m not all that bad🤪
I am loving your book it’s full of laughs and just really good in general I love it thank you
I have had so many comments about this backpack. I F***ing love it.
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Got me some fuck off seeds ages ago... finally
Planted them and they have exceeded my expectations! Grew so fast! It's been a giggle for everyone who has come over and seen it. Can't wait to keep repotting this bad boy!
I’m incredibly ecstatic with my new F#off umbrella!! Members of the public can “see” my mood straight away AND then LEAVE ME ALONE !! 😉😉Thank you Christian for coming up with this awesome idea! Love your work! Now I’m going to
F#off, got other stuff to do😉😂
Soo awesome! Absolutely in love with my little guy, especially his mouth.
Had to google to watch a demo of how to charge him because it's hidden to be waterproof.
I fucking love this jumper. So comfy and love the inclusively with sizing.
Selling our dick soap at the markets!
We had a market stall with all our Fuck Off products!