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Wine Dine & 69

$4454
Read between the wines and get in the mood with the perfect package. 

A WINE lock to make sure no one drinks your special beverage (hello that bottle was $15) also included, some fun wine labels (to stick over the second bottle that only cost $5) and also a pack of cheeky straws.

DINE on some yummy snacks 'dick'splayed on a this long hard cheese board, topped off with a light sprinkle of fuck off candy (a warning to others: not to steal the pre-game snacks).

AND for only $69 a night you'll never forget, (unless you drink that nasty cheap second bottle).

Included in this deal:

1 x Dick cheese board

1 x Wine lock

4 Pack wine labels

1 x Lollies

10 Pack Sexy Straws