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BUY MY DICK! (not modelled on me)

Wash the fucks away, filled with my GET FUCKED energy an made here in Australia by the team at Coastal Soap Box. They are scented Black Raspberry and Vanilla.

Simply suction them to the wall in your bathroom or kitchen and you'll always have easy to use soap ready to go. A few quick pumps and your hand is covered in a delicious silky white foam and you feel satisfied after every use.

I cant stress this point enough but sadly these soaps are for external use only. So don't clean your insides with them, just the outsides.

Ingredients: Aqua, Glycerol, Sodium Laurate, Sodium Stearate, D-glucitol, Pure Sucrose, Sodium Shea Butterate, Sodium Laurel Ether Sulphate,Biodegradable Glitter, Skin Safe colour #1173 Fragrance oil Black Raspberry & Vanilla. Includes pendent EXTERNAL USE ONLY.

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J.C.
never stops being hilarious

Had this in my own bathroom and made me giggle every time I used it!! The idea of jacking it off each and everytime to wash your hands, I mean 😁