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Complete Fuck Off Outfit


1 review
Do you spend hours trying to figure out what to wear? Repeat after me 'clothes are the enemy'. 
We've got you covered with the perfect gift, the complete outfit, the gift that keeps on giving and giving and giving. 

You know what they say about warm feet???? SOCKS, mmmmm they must be wearing our thick, well built, long lasting socks. 

Versatile enough to wear them on your feet, mop up any 'wet spots', puppet on your hands with a little role play, slide it on the door knob or any knob. 

While you're already on your knees, whip out this velvety pink jewelry box and in your best sexy phone voice say 'Yes, I do.....have a finger in your clam.'  Happy endings for all this Valentine's day.

Included in this deal:
  • 1 x Pair Socks (black or white)
  • 1 x Finger in clam necklace

Customer Reviews

Based on 1 review
Stacey Wilson
Best shop ever

Bought this as a birthday gift and my friend LOVES it!!