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Bon Bons (4 pk)


1 review

Leave Me Alone This Christmas!

Each Bon Bon contains a "Fuck Off" themed gift, a rude joke, crude riddle as well as a shitty paper crown.

Take your boring Xmas lunch to new heights and when its over simply flash your ring and kick everyone out. 

Please note these do not contain crack (the sound) due to safety concerns. Trace elements of crack (the drug) should also not be present but I cannot guarantee that. 

Customer Reviews

Based on 1 review
Jason H
Waiting for Xmas

Bang for me buck. Tried to get these for Christmas last year and missed out. Back in stock and straight into my cart. Can’t wait to use them. 🥳🎄