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Bon Bons (4 pk)

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Leave Me Alone This Christmas!

Each Bon Bon contains a "Fuck Off" themed gift, a rude joke, crude riddle as well as a shitty paper crown.

Take your boring Xmas lunch to new heights and when its over simply flash your ring and kick everyone out. 

Please note these do not contain crack (the sound) due to safety concerns. Trace elements of crack (the drug) should also not be present but I cannot guarantee that.