WE ARE CLOSING DOWN 😭
SO LONG!
It's been a wild ride, and we've cherished every moment of it. However, it's time to say goodbye to The Fuck Off Shop.
We're closing up and we want to go out with a bang - our biggest sale ever 💕
BROWSE BY:
HEY YOU! 🖕🏻
You know when you just want people to fuck off but you don't have the heart to tell them?
Well, you've found the right fucking place.
Let customers speak for us
from 287 reviews![Leave Me Alone Hoodie (Maroon Zip-Up)](https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0409/2097/3474/files/FOS_23-12_SH12-P0_70x70.jpg?v=1702878321)
I got the 5xl for my hubby and he loves it. Thankyou so much for making the body longer, it looks perfect on him. The quality it amazing as as an antisocial person, the writing is perfect for him, haha xx
Thank you so much for my personalised birthday card. Knowing it was hand written by you or your team and leaving sticky finger prints over the envelope really gave it the bespoke “ demure” touch. I absolutely love it!
![Leave Me Alone Hoodie (Green Pull Over)](https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0409/2097/3474/files/FOS_23-12_SH12-P0112_70x70.jpg?v=1702878838)
This is one of the best jumpers I've ever had. If you are looking for a great jumper this is it.
![Fuck Off Socks](https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0409/2097/3474/products/sock_pic_1_70x70.jpg?v=1667437221)
I've bought a few things from the shop and I've always found them of first class quality.
Love your products and just received my last parcel. The quality is amazing
![Bookmarks (Signed)](https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0409/2097/3474/products/bookmarks_one_v1_70x70.jpg?v=1665469433)
Love reading a book with my little Christian popping up from the pages giving a double finger.. and the red leather bookmark is really nice. Love them both. Getting more as gifts.
![Leave Me Alone Hoodie (Tiedye/Lavender Pullover)](https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0409/2097/3474/files/Purp_h2_70x70.jpg?v=1689638302)
I hurried here to try to get my hand on a hoodie when I heard about the sale. I was able to put a black hoodie in my cart but when I checked out, it was sold out!
I decided to buy a lavender hoodie a bit reluctantly… but when it got here, I FELL IN LOVE!!!! I wouldn’t trade it if I could!
The color is gorgeous. If you have red/copper hair, this color is for you. The material is soft and not too heavy so I don’t get too hot wearing it.
I’m usually between a small and a medium so I went for a small because it was recommended to size down. The small fits perfectly.
Christian, I’m sad that you are closi shop but I can totally understand why. If you ever open up shop in the future, I will be retuning to support. Suggestion : keep this website alive and once or twice a year, release limited quantities of an item when you feel like it. Until then, enjoy the extra free time ❤️
![Leave Me Alone Hoodie (Green Pull Over)](https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0409/2097/3474/files/FOS_23-12_SH12-P0112_70x70.jpg?v=1702878838)
I absolutely love my new leave me alone hoodie my Favourite colour 💚.
![Leave Me Alone Hoodie (Maroon Zip-Up)](https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0409/2097/3474/files/FOS_23-12_SH12-P0_70x70.jpg?v=1702878321)
I love your jumpers and this one is super warm wore it all day after it arrived today wish I could afford the green number too! Then I’d have all your jumpers!!!
![The Vibe Demon](https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0409/2097/3474/files/FOS_VIBE-03_70x70.jpg?v=1692848252)
Bought this as a gift for my husband and all I can say is for the first time ever I’m jealous I don’t have a penis!!!
![Vibrating Secret Squirrel](https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0409/2097/3474/files/3Color_v2_70x70.jpg?v=1702344338)
Just wanted to laugh at all the fools here who couldn't find the hole 🤣
![Leave Me Alone Backpack](https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0409/2097/3474/products/backpack_one_v3_e851a105-be12-4af2-87ee-b2459ad9df19_70x70.jpg?v=1665469883)
I loved this backpack so much I searched it to purchase. I am more than thrilled with the novelty. This backpack is a quality item. It is really well made, and worth every penny. Seriously, buy two! One for you, to shock your coworkers with a subtle message, and one for your teenage daughter who will covet it. Great for your bestie’s birthday…
![Handmade Flower Keyring](https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0409/2097/3474/products/keychain_three-v1_70x70.jpg?v=1665471053)
It 100% works or my entire family is secretly a fan of Christian.
![Leave Me Alone Backpack](https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0409/2097/3474/products/backpack_one_v3_e851a105-be12-4af2-87ee-b2459ad9df19_70x70.jpg?v=1665469883)
It’s a necessity for travel. It’s beautiful, handy secret pocket for thrift protection. Who can beat that and still be cute.
![Vibrating Secret Squirrel](https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0409/2097/3474/files/3Color_v2_70x70.jpg?v=1702344338)
Hands down the best toy I’ve ever bought. Great quality, easy to use and has you squealing as soon as you turn it on.
Selling our dick soap at the markets!
We had a market stall with all our Fuck Off products!